Jaden's Forcefield

So Jaden called this morning at 7:10am(?!?):

Jaden: "Toby, Toby"

Me: "Hey Jaden. What's going on?"

Jaden: "Guess what! I have a Forcefield in my room even better than Alex's"

(I had previously explained to Jaden that I had installed a very powerful forcefield in Alex's room when we did the renovations so that no monsters could ever get in)

Me: "Oh wow - did you get it at that big forcefield shop close by?"

Jaden: "Yeah. Yeah - its even more powerful than Alex's one"

Me: "Oh wow. You lucky thing. Hey is it ok if I come over and sleep in your room?"

Jaden: "Yeah........Ok bye"

I'm thinking of photoshopping up a label and sticking it on a can of compressed air - the ones used for cleaning keyboards. Think it would make a great Christmas present.

"Super Powerful Forcefield. Stops ALL Monsters, Skeletons and Trolls. GUARANTEED!!"